Tax
his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply The
inheritance tax.
SUPPORTING
DOCUMENTATION
Accounts
Receivable Tax Building
Permit Tax CDL
license Tax Cigarette
Tax Corporate
Income Tax Dog License
Tax Federal
Income Tax Federal
Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing
License Tax Food
License Tax, Fuel
permit tax Gasoline Tax
(42 cents per gallon) Hunting
License Tax Inheritance
Tax Interest
expense Inventory tax IRS Interest
Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor
Tax Luxury
Taxes Marriage
License Tax Medicare
Tax Property
Tax Real Estate
Tax Service charge
taxes Social
Security Tax Road usage
taxes Sales
Tax Recreational
Vehicle Tax School
Tax State
Income Tax State
Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone
federal excise tax Telephone
federal universal service fee tax Telephone
federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone
minimum usage surcharge tax Telephone
recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone
state and local tax Telephone
usage charge tax Utility
Taxes Vehicle
License Registration Tax Vehicle
Sales Tax Watercraft
registration Tax Well
Permit Tax Workers
Compensation Tax
AUTHORS
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation
was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national
debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to
raise the kids. What happened?